Douche Bag in Training 

n. An adolescent or child who either exhibits douche bag behaviors, or is being raised by a certifiable douche bag.

The graphic-t wearing little Douche Bag in Training rushed to the temporary tatoo booth to see all the new tribal designs.

Douche Bag in Training by despot ruler January 20, 2010

Douche Plow 

The Ulimate Douche...someone who just plows their way through life with unlimited amounts of douchery.

That guy Johnny is such a Douche Plow that he needs a bigger bag to hold the amount of douche nectar he has been handing out.

Douche Plow by Elohdaeh July 23, 2012

douche off 

To rinse, usually with fresh water.

{From a flashlight reviews website}: ...or if it falls next to the mailbox and the dog pisses on it, just take the garden hose to it or douche it off under the faucet...good as new!

Helen: Please be certain to douche off those dishes before loading them into the dishwasher.

Norm: Yesh, I douched out that cooler with the hose, so it shouldn't stink at all any more.

douche off by Telephony December 6, 2011

douche hag 

Noun, calqued on the masculine douche bag.

The female equivalent of a douche bag. A woman with an overinflated sense of self worth, usually accompanied by a deficiency of intelligence. May also be compounded by excessive negligence towards or ill treatment of others. A douche hag does not typically realize there are others close by of equal or indeed superior intelligence and culture. She often lacks a sense of irony, particularly in the sense that her negative comments about others could be apt descriptors of herself.

Tommy: "Look at that girl dominating the conversation and trying to act cool. She has been talking for nearly 30 minutes, and seems incapable of inquiring what others think. She keeps talking about what she likes, what she thinks, acting as if she were the arbiter of taste or culture."

Bobby: "Ugh, does she think she is the first to discover NPR or continental philosophy? Who even thinks those things are cool?"

Tommy: "Yeah, she is a total douche hag."

douche hag by Cafone December 20, 2010

douche-gobbler 

Someone who has exceded the limitations of being an ordinary douchebag or doucher. Someone that is so lame their only purpose on this earth is gobbling douches.

Tim is such a huge douche-gobbler because he is mainly concerned with the north fargo taco bell closing

douche-gobbler by EmDix January 20, 2009

Douche Flagon 

A person who is beyond the standard "cup or "pint' o douche, but falls slightly short of a "bucket" of douche therefore qualifies as a Douche Flagon.

Joe- Dude, that guys a cup o' douche.
Bob- No he's a douche bucket
Jim- Wrong on both accounts guys, he is a Douche Flagon

Douche Flagon by h@tch November 3, 2012

douche wellington 

A prestigious douche of a high upbringing.

Douche Wellington will be hosting a Saturday night soiree at his estate.

douche wellington by buhtsecks November 24, 2013