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50 first dates

A romantic comedy starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.

Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore have awesome chemistry in this movie!
I watched 50 first dates. I watched it 6 more times after that.

Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.

Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts.
by metallkidd93 February 23, 2008
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Domestic Partnership

When two people love each other and want to live together, but are too broke or lazy to do a wedding.
Honey, you are going to have to work overtime to pay for a wedding.
I have a better idea, we can be a domestic partnership and after 5 years the state will marry us for free!!
by Dr. Truth Detector August 6, 2011
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Amber Does Dallas

The name of Dallas/Ft. Worth's official Repo! The Genetic Opera's shadow cast. The cast has been around since June, 2009. The cast's first show is on November 8th, 2009 at the Lakewood theater in Dallas.
"Man I want to go see Amber Does Dallas!"
by Zenchi October 13, 2009
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How does your butt feel

asking someone how their butt feels is equivalent to telling someone they are extremely anal
person 1: bro i got a 2070 on the SAT. FAILED IT
person 2: bro stfu how does your butt feel?
person 1: what? i dont have anal sex
person 2: no dumbass, stop being anal about the SAT dick.
by PINGCHONG February 28, 2011
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Dolescum

An Unemployed Waster Who is workshy.Would rather bleat on about how good Glasgow Rangersor glasgow celtic are than actually get off his Fat arse and Support his Bitch and tribe of Kids.
see Glasgowsoap dodger
'' Hey Scott ya wee dolescum fucker,Stop bein such
A wan Kerr and get a life!''
by Aye Yer Maw April 27, 2006
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DOES SPIDER HAS PUSS PUSS

A sentence used to ask a human if a Spider has puss puss
"DOES SPIDER HAS PUSS PUSS?"
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This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?

It's litterly a vine!

Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.

*๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜จ! *
The man shoots the ceiling.

The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.

He thinks.

He insults.

"๐˜›๐˜๐˜๐˜š ๐˜๐˜š ๐˜ž๐˜๐˜  ๐˜”๐˜–๐˜” ๐˜‹๐˜–๐˜Œ๐˜š๐˜•'๐˜› ๐˜๐˜œ๐˜Š๐˜’๐˜๐˜•๐˜Ž ๐˜“๐˜–๐˜๐˜Œ ๐˜ ๐˜–๐˜œ! "
This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.

The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.

This is the perfect time to insult them

"๐˜›๐˜๐˜๐˜š ๐˜๐˜š ๐˜ž๐˜๐˜  ๐˜”๐˜–๐˜” ๐˜‹๐˜–๐˜Œ๐˜š๐˜•'๐˜› ๐˜๐˜œ๐˜Š๐˜’๐˜๐˜•๐˜Ž ๐˜“๐˜–๐˜๐˜Œ ๐˜ ๐˜–๐˜œ! "
by KelpyHere March 16, 2020
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