Dickatitious

Gets aids penis explodes

Son 'Mom i have dickatitious its about to boom'

Mom 'let it explode no grandkids for me 😃'

by frysfpos May 31, 2021

Dickbag

A man who is not only an asshole but completely and utterly useless. They are cocky, however, they have absolutely nothing to be cocky about. They typically work minimum wage jobs and throw big ass pity parties every day. This is the kind of man who wears cheap chains, insults people as a hobby, and has a self esteem smaller than his very tiny penis.

The ugly grocery bagger at Walmart cussed me out over nothing! What a dickbag.

My cousin is such a dickbag. He calls me a loser, but he’s a virgin who still lives in his parent’s basement at age 32.

by Cash.mmoney July 26, 2021

Dickubate

The physiological act of intubating ones trachea with an erect penis.

The ole girl wanted things more spicy in the bedroom. She asked me to choke her so I proceeded to dickubate her.

by Ole son solo man 5000 July 28, 2021

dickrattler

Someone who walks around swinging their cock for attention. Usually they are smelly bastards who get no pussy in this world.

“Man, Sarthak is such a dickrattler these days.”

by Urgan Gibb November 2, 2021

Dickmatized

And/or being addicted to what the dick did.

She saw me then suddenly realized she was dickmatized

by Big Bange November 11, 2021

dickmatized

when the pp so bomb you start hallucinating.

are you in love or are you jus dickmatized

by msizzlepp August 15, 2021

dickeaters

rv coaching staff

the rv coaching staff is full of dickeaters, especially the short mf

by bullshit.. August 24, 2021