Designer Dog

A term used by scam artists to charge exorbitant prices for mutts.

My friend tried to sell me a Labradoodle for $1000 calling it a designer dog. I told him that the difference between a $50 dog and a $500 dog were papers and you can't get no papers on a mutt.

by Diasent January 8, 2015

designer jeans

A 90’s term to describe an expensive pair of jeans. Term still used be middle aged adults.

Like oh my god are those designer jeans?

Yes they are Calvin Klein jeans!

by 90’s Kid May 3, 2018

deinvited

you received an invite to attend an occasion, and then the invite was recalled/cancelled thereby declining your presence at the said occasion

I received an invite to Stacey's birthday, but a few days later I was deinvited as a result of having some conflict with her sister.

by Inxusa February 14, 2018

Designated Driver

The one who can actually hold their shit together, the one who isn't a lightweight

Group of Guys go out drinking
Guy #1- Who is the designated driver
No one answers
Guy #1- Who is the least fucked up
Guy # 2- *Giggles like a little girl*

Guy # 3- *Goes to sleep on curb*
Guy # 4 - " Can we get some food

-Guy Number 1 was the designated driver all along

by Mr. NuGg May 13, 2018

intentional game design

When you sleep in the nether and become a suicide bomber in the game minecraft

new player: NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST MAKE ME EXPLODE LIKE THAT
mojang: haha intentional game design go brrbrbrrrrrrrrrr

by WasteOfOxygen2938292 January 26, 2021

zoomer sound design

Sounds made by young people with no prior experience, knowledge or intent.
Zoomer sound designers don't know how to handle music production tools, they just mess-around and experiment all day with no intent or purpose.

Username boggy is such a zoomer sound designer, he doesn't put any effort or purpose to it at all.

by Eclipse_Sound June 6, 2023

Designated driver

Those life-saving nerds.

I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.

by Maximus December 21, 2004