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back-dicking 

To play games
To take advantage
To undermine

To cheat
To fuck around
To make crass sexually provocative overtures within hearing distance yet not within sight of an individual for the sake of intimidation
During my presentation, my coworker back-dicked me by whispering crass comments into my ear. I returned the favor by back-dicking his wife. He blackmailed me proving his back-dickability was better than mine. I now give him my lunch money everyday before work. I see a proper back-dickin in his future.
back-dicking by Crasstopher January 15, 2017
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cow dicking 

Having your woman jerk you off while your on all fours. Like she's milking a cow. She generally stands next to you, while your on the bed.
Hey Gerald you get any last night?

Yeah my ol lady gave me a cow dicking.
cow dicking by Cowdickin February 24, 2017

brillo dicking 

The act of stroking a cock by enclosing it between your chin and neck while having a beard.
It's a fetish amongst some bearded men to enjoy Brillo dicking.
brillo dicking by lameracist April 8, 2017

soft docking 

When two guys, gay or straight, slap their flaccid penises together.
Dale: “Dude, we should soft dock right now.”

Pete: “Totally. Soft docking and cryptocurrency are my two favorite things!”
soft docking by Fun Dilly Dilly January 2, 2018

Mud docking 

When two people press each other's assholes against each other, and proceed to shit into the other's ass. It is then passes back and forth between the partners.
Went to an orgy once and there was a mud docking train going
Mud docking by Keif420 June 4, 2018

Booty Desking 

When your female coworker flirtily sits by the edge of your desk to ask you for "something"
Damn! the girl from accounting was for sure Booty Desking you when asking for those December reports. She likes you dawg!
Booty Desking by LuisPF August 31, 2018

Bittersweet Dicking 

Sex when your head's in the game but your heart's in the song
I was hooking up with Chad after the party and it was just bittersweet dicking.
Bittersweet Dicking by Weeb Daddy November 7, 2018