Somone who has dyslexia: a condition that causes you to consistently misspell MIT or Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Symptoms may include an excessive use of the letter 'I', randomly adding extra letters, and forgetting the 'ch'.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Joe?
Person 2: Yeah, he has MIT Disease. He just wrote "Massaschusetts Instittute of Technologgy" in his essay!
Person 2: Yeah, he has MIT Disease. He just wrote "Massaschusetts Instittute of Technologgy" in his essay!
by Tetartradeded February 06, 2023
noun; stands for Random Erections During School.
Often during puberty the male body will experience random erections, REDS is a special case of this.
Often during puberty the male body will experience random erections, REDS is a special case of this.
About to give his presentation to the class, Joey came down with a case of REDS disease and had to think quickly to get rid of his "situation."
by Kevin and Andrew April 09, 2010
A rare type of disease than draws in the attention of vulnerable men (USUALLY skinny) by a clapped female. Then, the males usually turn either bisexual (or gay) as well as depressed.
by Papa T January 26, 2021
Diseased dorito is a alternative word for: unusual and/or weird.
(The opposite of vaccinated cheeto)
(The opposite of vaccinated cheeto)
"Bruh, you be looking like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-your homie
"Bruh, you be acting like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-Sugonees
"Bruh, you be acting like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-Sugonees
by PepsiCHEESE May 09, 2021
when one cannot sing any song without including 'bum' or 'bummy' in a sentence they sing. it was made by me and my cousin.
by immemoriess January 19, 2019
when a person catches this 1 in 7 billion disease they are no longer able to sing a song or say a quote with out adding the words ‘bum’, ‘bummy’ or any other form of the word ‘bum’.
karen: “thank you, bum, thank you, bum!”
steven: “karen stay away from me! i might catch your bummy disease!”
steven: “karen stay away from me! i might catch your bummy disease!”
by big keelungus January 19, 2019
n.
1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.
1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.
A: "Why is Ryan signing Tiny Dancer?"
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."
by Dr. N C May 24, 2013