cooter slayer

a guy who is really good with the ladies, and has no problem getting pussy.

ladies man, pimp

Guy 1: Yo bro did you getting any last nite at tommy's party.
Guy 2: No man, but Joe was a freakin cooter slayer that night. He hooked up!

by Big OJ March 26, 2009

cooter back

1. How football fans in Tennessee say quarterback.

2. Peyton Manning.

That there boy's a good cooter back! He got's a purty mouth.

by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

cooter smoocher

one who delights in cunnilingus

It's a regular fur pie jamboree out here tonight. Cooter smoochers as far as the eye can see!

by alacadocious March 13, 2010

Cooter fleas

What happens when a woman's cooter gets infested with fleas.

She is scratching cause she has cooter fleas,

by Assbark April 1, 2010

Cooter Bats

The bat that lives in the cooter of a female, often mistaken for a Vag-Cat

Bree's Cooter Bats Are so damn loud, i couldn't get any sleep last night

by Rockandrolljunkiie May 12, 2010

cooter creeper

short dresses or tight dresses or long shirts worn as dresses that creep up on the cooter slowly as the person walks or dances.

Did you see that girl that was in that cooter creeper dress.

That halloween costume I tried on the other day was a cooter creeper so I did not buy it.

That dress you wore last night sure was a cooter creeper. Saw way more than I wanted too.

by party city employee say what September 27, 2010

Cooter Cocker

When the shaft of the penis rubs against the outer rim of the vagina (or cooter) and the vagina (or cooter) becomes wet and ready to get fucked by a penis.

Dude, she let me pull a cooter cocker before we fucked. My dick just slid right in.

by jumbotron921 December 11, 2012