cryptic

short for wordcrypticharrasser/word

by Mark November 8, 2003

CryptIRC

Possibly the most worthless channel in the whole SwiftIRC IRC network. It's usually infested with poorniggers and other assortments of niggers. Note though, it has a single active female user, 2 males, 5 12-YOs and the rest are niggers.

Where the hell is mark? - Did you look for him in CryptIRC? - Yes, goddammit, where's that poornigger?!

by Barak Shelef June 26, 2008

cryptopsy

cutting up dead people

who were you cryptopsing last night?

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

craptop

Any laptop which impedes your performance as a professional gamer.

I'd whup your POSDWTC single handedly if it weren't for this damn craptop!

by Cheerio February 23, 2003

cryptonessian

High grade marijauna witch is similer to chronic.genrally found in the southeastern united states namely florida.also known as crip,crippy,crypto,criptornic,hy-crip and cripy's.Genarly has a lime green appercence with some crystals and red hairs or can be just green or green with red hairs,also it is sensamilla meaning it has no seeds

hey you wanna blow some cryptonessian

by ianisthebestinthewest December 27, 2006

Cryptic

A taboo beverage which includes human urine and other urea derivatives among its active ingredients.

I was very thirsty, so obviously my first thought was to guzzle a tall glass of Cryptic.

by Galer January 3, 2009

craptop

You know when you use your nice, clean laptop when your on the John? Well, this, my friends, is when your laptop becomes what is known as a "CrapTop"

Having the urge to look at facebook on your CRAPtop, while simultaneously having to take a shit.

by Legos August 21, 2007