see also: crotch whiskers. This term refers to folds of fabric in the crotch-groin area, most frequently happens when pants are too tight, but can also occur when pants become wrinkled from sitting too long or if the pants fit poorly. The fabric folds of the pants in the crotch-groin area create the illusion that crotch has a moustashe, or whiskers.

Dude #1: I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying, I was too distracted by the crotch moustashe...
Dude #2: It was more like whiskers!

crotch moustashe by Saudi Arabia January 19, 2011

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Crotch-counting

Adding 1-3 iches to your penis size since your penis can be felt through your happy sack and crotch.

Slutty Girl: Hey how big are you?
Mason: UHHHHH.....6 inches, cut......
Friend who enjoys cock-blocking: Mason stop crotch-counting!!!
(Slutty Girl walks away snickering.)

Crotch-counting by Guywithafriendwhocrotch-counts March 1, 2011

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crotch glow

The act of holding one's cell phone low in your lap as to conceal your actions, all the while illuminating yourself from below.

I was trying to have a conversation with Johanna, but she was playing with her phone and giving me a lot of crotch glow.

crotch glow by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011

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