Crowsexual

The sexual attraction to a seven foot void demon that eats bottle caps. Oh, and his name is Crow.

Logan: I’m Crowsexual
Tord: you’re a fucking moron that’s what you are.

by Hyper.m3ter June 27, 2019

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crotch crooner

a dude who serenades a girl's clothes of for the purpose of getting laid.

"Dude, she let him up in dat?" "Yeah man, definite crotch crooner"

by Bud Hogan July 10, 2006

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Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for?

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

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croozer

likes 11-year-old cousins

I are acting like a croozer right now.

by pinkard January 11, 2005

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Chooser

A person who cheats to lose a game while choosing who will win.

Jake and Scarlet's mom is a Chooser. They always win at candy land!

She ain't a Chinner she's a Chooser.

by SnJ March 2, 2014

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an old, dirty, angry man who hates his life and job and takes out his misery on youth. often a crooner will be seen spying on young college girls with an innapropriate smile on his dirty mustached face. He is probably imagining what it would be like to have sex with them if he dick still worked at his current age.

Mellissa doesn't like eating in the cafeteria because the crooner who serves baked beans always eye-rapes her.

by chris christopherson May 1, 2006

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