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Condom mud 

Residual fecal materal left on a condom after anal intercorse
Rachael I think you sat on chocolate. Oh no it's just condom mud.
Condom mud by Ray ray jr August 2, 2018

Condom Ham 

Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!
Condom Ham by Oatmealmuncher October 12, 2018

Condom Comment 

A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 1: Yo, do you know what a Condom Comment is?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: A condom a day, keeps the unwanted pregnancies away.
Person 2: WOAH
Person 1: Now you stay safe my young ones. Don't get into too much trouble now.
Condom Comment by vodkvh July 21, 2019

Condom xl 

An extra large condom that’s really big
Hey my condom xl broke while I was inside my gurl now I’m a father das right

Condom brownie

I was at a kink party and found a condom brownie on the kitchen sink.

Condom Fever

you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.
Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids
Condom Fever by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019