spontaneous human combustion

to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC

defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

computer widow

Term used to refer to the spouse of a vidiot.

Computer Widow: Honey, stop playing WOW and cuddle with me.
Vidiot: Awww, come on. Just until I reach level 60.

by Katie-Ivan April 23, 2006

computer crackhead

A computer crack head is a person that spends an insane amount of time using the computer, being mentally seperated from the outside world.

People who play retarted online games for long periods of time.

Angela: Nick you've been on the computer for 8 hours straight. Go brush your teeth, and take a shower!

Nick: I'm not finished yet! I have to kill this dragon, and collect fairy dust.

Angela: Nick, your a computer crackhead.

by Cewt Pickle for a Nickle July 22, 2009

computie

a really cute or hot looking computer geek. guy or girl.

wow! he's a computie !!

by lola 1234 September 14, 2011

communal sucking

When your AP Physics class makes a 10.3 meter long straw and everyone takes part in sucking up the water.

If you want to be a team player, you must take part in communal sucking.

by Djuhc May 11, 2017

compulsive liar

Someone who lies so much that they believe themselves.

"Mr. Garratt is a compulsive liar. He'll tell you one thing one day and contradict himself a week later.

by jitterballs February 13, 2006

Computer

Are you fucking kidding me?

You're using a computer to look up the definition for computer? God damn it you suck!

by dollarbill3585 October 4, 2013