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corpulent cocksucker

A large, slovenly weasel that likes the chorizo weenosky. A veritable fellator that likes old Ford trucks.
Look at the the corpulent cocksucker in the old F-150...
by boohead January 4, 2012
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standard cocksucking

The best way to ask for a blow job with no strings attached just a booty call with no relationship goals P.S. does not matter what your sexuality is because it's STANDARD.
When you go up to someone and ask them what you can get for $300$ then they reply "standard cocksucking "
by LOGICALDURO66 July 12, 2017
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The clap dick cocksucker

The clap dick cocksucker is when she eatin the dick and your friend walks in and slaps his dick on her face.
You know those two over there, yeah apparently when they did the clap dick cocksucker he slapped his gf so hard that she got a dick mark on her face
by Jakeob May 30, 2018
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1) The response you recieve if you call my dad a bitch.
2) The perfect way to describe Kolton(Kole) Tillett also known as Bakon the dumbfuck.
Adj. used as an insult to another who cannot be defined by any known insult already used.
To use with women end with three tit skank ass whore
"Kole you are a goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit son of a whore bitten bastard"or to a female: I can't believe you slept with my man you goddamn motherfucking cuntkissing cocksucking dicklicking scaggy scuzzy sleazy slutty twobit three tit skank ass whore"
by BitchesAintSnitches June 1, 2022
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Cockalocken

when your cock is just ready to get lockened!
when I saw my super model wife naked my dick was just cockalocken!
by the word master of words July 11, 2016
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cockblockjutsu

A cock blocker who is so good at cock blocking that it seems he practices cock blocking like a martial artist studies a martial art.
me: The cockblockjutsu flows through this party like crazy.
bro:What do you mean bro?
me: I have been cockblocked at least 10 times since we got here. I think allot of the bros here are cockblockjutsu specialists.
by Pi-nut January 19, 2017
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cockblocker

i mean..whatifjakewantedtodosomethingwithdirksthingwhentheygothome? such a cockblocker - Broadway Karkat ( Jordan )
by such a cockblocker September 3, 2018
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