climbing the ladder

"climb the ladder"
suicide----first used by Noriega in Panama, when American Soldiers were tapping his phone inside the church where he was hiding right after they invaded Panama to capture this ruthless Dictator. He stayed there to avoid being captured by The United States and by the Panamanians.

Noriega: I'm not going to be captured and face the death penalty. I'm going to climb the ladder.

climbing the ladder

by blthrskt December 28, 2005

Successful Climber

A person that succeeds in 'climbing' from a lower social class to a higher one, by way of marriage

After Suzy had become a successful climber, she refused to eat at Red Lobster & Olive Garden

by catfight12 January 13, 2009

clambiter

A person, usually female, who eats cunt.
A rug muncher.
A lily licker.
A slit slurper.

Hey, look at Chandler!! What a clambiter!!!

by Penis Van Lesbian January 3, 2004

Mountain Climber

When you take a shit, and it hangs from an undigested hair that hangs from your asshole.

My shit was a Mountain Climber

by BradKtulu May 28, 2010

Curtain Climber

One who climbs curtains of all shape, size, and material while effortlessly owning noobs in any way shape or form.

Ninja's on the ninja obsticle course are one example of curtain climbers.

by Charlie Hartnett February 24, 2008

clambake

1) The act of smoking marijuana in an enclosed space, esp. when the space is particularly small and cramped.

All 6 of us had a clambake and smoked that fatty in my bathroom with the door closed and when we came out our eyes were all glassy and bloodshot.

by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003

curtain climber

A crack head. paranoid. Constantly getting up to look out the window to make sure the cops arent coming. Nosey person, wanting to know whats going on all the damn time. Frequently seen at ghetto apartment complexes, cheap hotels, projects and pych wards.

Dude, this bitch was curtain climbing everytime the wind blew.

by Nikita December 5, 2004