fabreze dry cleaner

When you are too poor to go to laundromat and have to just Fabreze your clothes to make them smell clean.

I am out of quarters again and my shirts are all dirty,but oh well, I will just take them to the Fabreze dry cleaner.

by Pugskylover April 15, 2015

Carlin's Cleaver

Clarity-providing principle, similar to how Occam’s razor is a problem-solving principle, used to illuminate the pervasiveness of a given trait or characteristic in a given population.

The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”

Michael couldn’t believe Laimbeer could be that petty, until he applied Carlin's Cleaver and remembered how it’s not necessarily that out of the ordinary.

Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.

by Vitalogist August 5, 2020

It's about time I cleaned out that bakery

Invented by Litty Lit (she ain't never gonna quit, lit lit big rip)

Letting one rip by an indivudual whos ass is bakery (thicc)

Litty let one rip this time she followed through, as she waddled away she thought "It's about time I cleaned out that bakery".

by Domsky September 13, 2023

Cleavebridge

The ripples on the fabric when a tight shirt is stretched between two large breasts.

You see how tight her shirt was? You could walk across that cleavebridge...

by HorseHead Talks Titties November 4, 2012

[inc.]cleaner

Also known as uber L337. Feared throughout the Rogue Counterstrike community especially as terrorist on hostage maps or CT on defuse maps. Often last man standing. Moved on to Battlefield 2 where he now continues his pwning ways.

Did you see how he cleaned them all with that silenced M4 when they ran past him around the corner. More than L337 man. He bagged em inc.cleaner style.

by cleaner September 4, 2008

vaccum cleaner

She's the kinda girl that makes your toes go pop.

"that girl Sheila is a bonifide vaccum cleaner.

by dARTANYON July 18, 2006

Cleared It

A phrase which must be exclaimed after successfully leaping over a substantial obstacle (i.e. curbs, stairs, signs, various household pets). Highly encouraged, however not limited, to be declared when in a state of extreme intoxication.

"Exactly how drunk is he right now?"
"Well, his "Cleared It" count is now up to 254"

by Chiff Deeplomat October 4, 2012