Cleared It

A phrase which must be exclaimed after successfully leaping over a substantial obstacle (i.e. curbs, stairs, signs, various household pets). Highly encouraged, however not limited, to be declared when in a state of extreme intoxication.

"Exactly how drunk is he right now?"
"Well, his "Cleared It" count is now up to 254"

by Chiff Deeplomat October 4, 2012

steam cleaner

Evolved from rug muncher: a steam cleaner is one who performs cunnilingus with abnormal enthusiasm, therefore having an effect on the pubic hair similar to that which a steam cleaner would have on a rug.

Usually a term reserved for dykes.

Girl: "wow that bitch is a steam cleaner"
Steam cleaner: "slurp slurp"

by dougdougdoug November 14, 2007

cum-cleaner

A non-'out' homosexual who covertly satisfies his desires by concerning himself with or addressing himself to spilt semen.

Keiren cleaned the cum out of the shower. He's a total cum-cleaner.

by Kerien the Buchaneer March 3, 2008

steveland cleamer

When one takes a dump on ones own chest.

Eric struck out at the bar so he went home and gave himself a steveland cleamer.

by FunkmasterWes March 15, 2010

Cleavland Cleaner

When you lick a dirty butt clean

" She took a dump so I gave her a cleavland cleaner:

by 3manD May 10, 2010

steamland cleaver

A sexual act in which the male defecates on the female's chest upon climax, then cuts her head off. See cleveland steamer.

Flomo's so hardcore, he gets a steamland cleaver from ALL the fly bitches.

by Ramboni November 13, 2003

clease

When you laugh so much you start crying

Bro that joke was so funny it made me clease!

by Rapideu July 2, 2016