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Claudron

1) (noun)-An uptight individual.
2) (noun)-Another name for a vagina.
Boy, Forest Whitiker is a claudron!

"I like my claudrons hairy" - Helen Hunt

I screw my girlfriend in the ass occasionally, but I prefer to drill her claudron.
by Derek De5 January 26, 2009
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Claedan

A guy that can be described with one word as loving. He'll do everything he can for the people he loves, and is always faithful and honest. He can sometimes be cheeky and enjoys a laugh with his mates, but is also very serious. He will be passionate about something whether it be music, sport, school, or his career. If you find a guy like Claedan, be sure to say hello.
Girl 1: omg. i was out last night, and i think i totally met a Claedan.

Girl 2: aww thats so cute. howd you know he was a claedan.
Girl 1: well i dropped my purse, and i didnt know. and he came up and gave it back, and then walked me home and he was so sweet.
Girl 2: Wow. I am so jealous.
by ifoundtheone! July 3, 2010
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CloudandConcrete

CloudandConcrete is the integration of cloud based technology and human places to shop or do anything in the real world.
Forget brickandmortar, cloudandconcrete integrates retailing with the benefits of a place to shop and unlimited product selection.
by Steve Byrne March 7, 2011
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claudd

A quick pipi touch. Claudds can be recieved on purpose or by accident, such as in a busy subway.
That claudd was so fast, I barely even fealt it!

Guy #1: What the fuck man! Watch where you're swinging your arms!
Guy #2: Calm down dude, it was just a claudd
by juicydaddy July 14, 2011
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Claudjia

A hyper fun loving person. Easy to get along with for short peroids of time if not easily tired out. Claudeja's are usually easy tired out and can get bored when left out of a conversation for too long.

As opposed to the name's actual meaning, Claudia's are so not lame, at all, whatsoever.

If you ever meet a Claudia, you won't regret it. Claudia's are the most amazing people in the world.

They are beautiful, but sometimes they won't realize it. You just have to let them know. They have beautiful hair, eyes, a beautiful smile, and the perfect shape. They tend to think they're fat at times though, just let them know that they're not.

They are athletic, really nice and fun to be around. Even if you're just sitting there, it's fun. Whenever you need someone to talk to, Claudia will always be there to listen to you. They're the best trustie that you can have.

Claudia's are always there for you, so they hate betrayal. If you tell them something, make sure you mean it, don't disappoint them.

It's guaranteed that you will fall in love with Claudia, so don't ever let her go.
by JokesToLife December 5, 2011
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claude van ham

Beyond going ham. The epitome of an ass beating.
I got 108 kills and only died 4 times. I went Claude van ham on those bitches!
by CHARLIEx5CENE December 27, 2011
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clandau

Josh made me clandau
by Yea hgkeb September 2, 2016
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