Chimpstiffy

1. What a monkey gets when he is sexually stimulated.
2. A primate's boner

"Dude did you see that monkey at the zoo? He had a chimpstiffy!"

by Jack117 April 28, 2010

nim chimpski

The subject of a failed attempt to teach American Sign Language to a chimpansee. Named after the communist linguistics professor Noam Chomski.

"Nim Chimpski demonstrated that chimpansees are definately stupider than gorillas."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

chumpling

1. A term used to describe little people. See also midget, elf or hobbit.

" Do the chumplings in Little People Big World have to ride in car seats? "

by chavez chavez February 7, 2010

chumple bumper

during the act of oral sex you slap the women in the eyes with you sweaty ballsack

dude i just gave my gf an amazin chumple bumper

by jim the sweaty ballsack lumber January 1, 2011

Chump

A man who borrows money from his pregnant, unemployed girlfriend with no intention of ever repaying her

Man: Babe, can I borrow money for a car if I take care of the rent and utilities at our new apartment as a way of paying you back?
Woman: Of course, I'll be on maternity leave anyway so at least the bills will be paid.
One month later, a new car, and man never moves in to apartment...
Woman: Are you going to give the landlord money for rent like you agreed?
Man: Bitch, take me to court if you want to see your money.

CHUMP

by Thankfully unmarried May 3, 2013

chump

A punk-bitch; a person that is bitch made. Someone who does nothing but shit a bitch would do.

I'm old school; I call punks chumps

by Miles D yo August 8, 2005

Chums

The best sketch performed by TVs Ant and Dec, back when SMTV live was still showing Saturday mornings on ITV. It was a parody of the hit american sitcom Friends to the extreme, poking fun at the show whenever possible, right down to the title music.
To be remembered.

"Wanna go watch chums?"
"Can't, those idiots down at ITV HQ cancelled it."

by Stanggman July 21, 2008