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Christopher Reeved

When a man is having sex with a woman(or man) from behind and everything is going great until he back suplexes him/her and they become paralyzed from the waist down for the rest of thier life.
Oh man, I accidentally Christopher Reeved my girlfriend last night. Now she sucks. :(
by Babal00 March 1, 2009
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St. Christopher

I have a picture of St. Christopher in my car. He protects me as I travel.
by The Leader 101 March 6, 2009
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Christopher

1) The type of man who will fuck another man up the ass without the common courtesy of giving him a reach-around.

2) The act of ejaculating into one's hand and drinking the semen to quench thirst.
1) Man 1: I was having sex with John and he pulled a Christopher.
Man 2: What a jerk.

2) Man, I'm so thirsty, I could Chris.
by Jerry520 February 14, 2010
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christopher

also known as chris.

he is a short-ish asian guy with a HUGE ego. he likes drinking and getting people drunk.. sometimes to a point where they pass out or throw up. or both.

he also likes younger girls. and by younger, i mean WAY younger.. we're talking high school. beware, school girls in short skirts! he gon' find you.
who got you drunk last night?
christopher.
who?
chris.
oh, i thought so... he did the same thing to me.
by theeepescatarian December 19, 2010
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Christopher Carlson

Chris is the most kindest guy that you could ever meet. he is very romantic and will do whatever it takes to keep you happy. Although it is easy to offend him he will get over it. He is easy to love. Hes really funny and doesnt care what people think of him. You should never let him go if you got him in your grasp because that will be the biggest mistake you will ever make.
girl: ughh i wish i went out with him

boy: who me?

girl:EW no not you, christopher carlson
by 11.11.11 December 29, 2011
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Christopher

An Asian bitch, usually rapes niggers in bed. Associated with the wrong crew. Far and poor. Crack dealer.
Man, I sure hope i DON'T become a christopher.
by Zan da man May 31, 2018
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Christopher

Christopher is one bad ass mofoooo .... he lives in a shoe at the bottom of ur garden .... he likes to abuse shelleys coz they cant dress themslves for toffee! he will hurt you. hardcore. but he is hung.
"ooooooooo tht shoe must have a christopher in it"

"jimineyyy cricket heee is hung lik a christopher
by Smisha October 13, 2010
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