carbodoyde

A Vagina with massive amounts of hair.

Kendra has a carbodoyde.

by Courtney & Tisha August 23, 2006

carbozo

(car BO zo): someone who drives mindlessly and timidly, with too little attention to the driving process, too little training and skill for the environment and insufficient courtesy and respect for other vehicles. A carbozo usually exhibits timid driving behaviors and does not engage in positive and committed driving decisions, usually resulting in less safety for those vehicles in the vicinity and often leading to traffic congestion. Carbozos are usually the root cause of rolling slowdowns during prime commute hours due to their fear of the traffic density and their reactive and overly cautious lane and speed choices.

Commute traffic was terrible today. The carpool lane was full of carbozos going only slightly faster than the stop and go traffic in the main lanes.

by RobScott January 4, 2009

carbonated

pop music that is very poptartish, it is called this b-cuz pop is cabonated so why can't pop music be carbonated?

jerry: they played way to much pop music at that party lastnight

larry: yah, it was all very carbonated

by t-la August 24, 2008

carbon guilt

resulting buyers remorse that ensues from purchasing a carbon fiber body part for an automobile that is expensive to the buyer, with the buyer soon realizing that said part has no effect on increasing performance /speed /power of said automobile.

guy1: I spent all my paycheck to install a carbon fiber hood, but i ain't seeing any difference.
guy1: Man ... i got serious carbon guilt.
guy2: Didn't I tell you to buy the Turbo Kit instead??? Dumb ass!!!

by gearbox360 October 16, 2008

[Carbon Bellyprint]

Deposits of lipids and lipoprotiens directly above the abdominal muscles that evidence overconsumption of organic compounds and the petrochemicals needed to make those compounds available for human consumption.

"How 'bout that fraud Michael Moore? Always calling everyone gas hogs and fast food junkies. Have you seen the carbon bellyprint on his ass?."

by cattnipp October 18, 2008

carbony

coke or soda pop. coming from the idea of it being carbonated water.

Charlotte: Hey do you want some carbony?

Taylor: Ya could you get me a Dr. Pepper.

by like a G June 30, 2009

Carbob

Often used for males who likes gay cars
Also typically used for males who are into homoerotic fan fiction on the IRC chat client

Carbon is such a Carbob
That bloke sure is a Carbob, he's driving an Audi TT!
What a Carbob, that tosser is polishing his mini!

by <3 Gam3szz November 17, 2009