Zeus Cannon

A giant orbital facility created by the remaining governments of Earth, to be used as a final weapon against the Leonid Meteor which is the source of the alien Phantom outbreak.

The weapon uses a bioetheric laser several times larger from conventional medical lasers to blast into the crater, effectively destroying all Phantoms that reside within.

The Zeus Cannon is a proven, effective weapon; it will kill Phantoms.

by Tim Kedojeh January 19, 2005

Photon Cannon

Flashlight (noun)
A Photon is a subatomic light wave/particle.
A Cannon is a device that shoots something.
Thus a Photon Cannon is a device that shoots Light.

Protoss Player <to all>: "HAHAHAHA! my dragoons just pwned ur hydras like there all photophobic! ROFLMA"--NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.--"OH SHIT!"
<BOOM>
Zerg Player <to Terran ally>: "gj"
Terran Player <to Zerg ally>: "thx hehe >:)"

by etox May 15, 2004

DOOKIE CANNON

an anus that shoots at a hig velocity

my dookie cannon is full of salsa and salad

by CALLAHAN February 13, 2004

Rock Canyon

A High school located in Douglas County. This school has some of the richest students in the district. It is not uncommon to see a student driving a Lexus or Mercedes to school. The sports teams are average or slightly above average, as a popular saying in regards to sports is, "Rock Canyon... no promises". The students here score well above national and district averages on a constant basis on almost every standerised test. Currently Rock Canyon has no rival school, but that doesn't stop them from trying to start one with Douglas County or Castle View.

Bill: "Hey are you going to the football game against Castle View?"
Adam: "I don't know,where is it, and is our football team any good this year?"
Bill: "Its at Rock Canyon, and we're average like almost any other year."
Adam: "Ya ok I guess I'll go but I need a ride."
Bill: "Ok, I'll pick you up in my Mercedes"

by Chrissmooth January 23, 2011

custard cannon

Slang term for the male penis.

As soon as she put my custard cannon in her mouth, she was rewarded with a mouthful of ceam.

by urban pervert June 17, 2003

loose cannon

a very irresponsible person who is likely to cause destruction

How did such a loose cannon get into a position of authority?

by The Return of Light Joker October 2, 2008

Canon Rape

fanfiction term; a piece of fanfiction that has deviated from the original plot line; used usually for flaming a piece of work that the reader does not like

The story was a canon rape of the original.

by Katiyah October 20, 2008