Callum

Callum is a tiny boy with tiny hands that can fit in a Fallopian tube.

He's tiny, his hands are Callum sized.

by Feedmethechicken123 January 23, 2017

callum addis

inventor of all things random

"lets go do some random shit"

by Joe Trombi January 6, 2005

Callan

A flaming homosexual in constant denial, this kid will never admit defeat, nor apologize for his blatantly offensive behaviour. He likes to think he has friends and thinks he is accepted by society, however this is far from the truth. No one likes this buttfucking queer or his elitist attitude.

Callan also believes he knows self defense, however his only moves are to ask the person to stop because his feelings are hurt, or to bitch slap said person in the face.

A Callan is usually morbidly obese and can make funny faces with his fat rolls and his 5 chins. To be a Callan is an embarasment to your entire family and the only known cure is to be burnt at the stake.

Guy 1: "That guy over there looks like the fucking king of homosexuality."

Guy 2: "That's Callan and yes he is the king of homosexuality."

by Beefy Steve Stevenson November 13, 2012

callus:

1: A person who is very uncaring as to the feelings of others and is also very self absorbabed as is the case with Kanye West

2: A thickening of or a hard thickened area on skin or bark

3: A mass of exudate and connective tissue that forms around a break in a bone and is converted into bone in healing

4: The soft tissue that forms over a wounded or cut plant surface

callus:
Kanye West is a very callus person and does not care about the feelings of any one.

Taylor Swift accepts the Moonman Award for Best Female Video for "You Belong With Me" Until Kanye West callously cuts in and steals her big moment!

by MissKittyX3 September 22, 2009

Calluming

"Calluming" is a term from the game World of Warcraft to describe the discriminating of one publicly in the middle of Dalaran, or in a random PuG over their spec, enchant, and gem choices, resulting in humiliation of that player. The term was named after a certain person named Callum, due to his regular 'calluming'.

Man, that was a calluming and a half!

by Kabell June 3, 2010

shadow calling

To make a call to a persons cellular device, only allowing it to ring once and immediately hanging up. So that the person misses your phone call (and hopefully does not her the one ring), while at the same time giving the caller the ability to TRUTHFULLY say ... "I called you but you didn't answer"

"Why didn't I call you? I did call, you just didn't answer. Check your recent incoming calls, I bet I'm one of them! - Shadow Calling

by Oso Malcolm X January 5, 2012

Deer Calling

The noise you make when you’re puking after a night of heavy drinking

I was deer calling all night!
Did I hear the distant sound of a college student deer calling?

by Raular January 10, 2018