kitchen cosmetics

Term made famous in referring to YouTubers in the beauty community who attempt to make their own makeup and cosmetics. Usually means having informal development environments, such as in their kitchen and bedroom, or in relation to unhygienic practices and questionable ingredients. 'Kitchen cosmetics' became a famous term regarding John Kuckian's makeup line.

Cassey: "What do you think of John Kuckian's makeup line?"
Michelle: "What makeup line? You mean his kitchen cosmetics?"

by beedot_i January 7, 2018

Thomas Costigan

Also known as penis, like sex with other Irish potato farmers. Likes it anal and rough. Occasionally has sex with women but only if they are short Asians.

I really felt like a Thomas Costigan when you shoved your strong potato picking hands up my ass.

by R4rrrrrrrygdbndxiifnd October 25, 2019

Gollum Cosplay

A disgusting worthless piece of shit rock Gollum is a no-personality creature that derives from the popular battle royale Fortnite. Gollum's typically dont like to speak much and love to self loathe, most Gollum's like to working in the welding and/or construction industry where they like to suck huge massive cocks and swallow disgusting loads.

So how long have you been doing Gollum Cosplay for?

by S&A Organics Co. June 2, 2022

Drop off the Cosby kids and the pool

A variation of "Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool", whereas dropping off the Cosby kids and the pool means having diarrhea.

*storms for the bathroom* "OUT OF MY WAY!"
"Why? Do you have to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool?"
"Worse. I have to drop off the Cosby kids AND the pool!"
"Uh...okay, then. Good luck with that."

by NotCaptainSlow December 17, 2012

cosmic cock

an extra-terrestrial dong that travels the universe searching for galactic fuckholes

Last week was going swell until I got abducted by those cosmic cocks. That's one anal probe I'll never forget!

by cockonaut October 19, 2009

bill cosby

When someone gets roofied at a party then taken advantage of anally and vaginally.

Chic 1: Damn, I dont remember what happened last night.
Chic 2: You must have gotten bill cosby'ed last night.

by davethestick August 7, 2015

Coslopus

Chelsea Handlers' way of saying vagina.

"dude, her coslopus was a jungle!"

by USCbabe11 March 3, 2009