buffeteers

Slovenly morbidly-obese humanoids who frequently visit all-you-can-stuff-down-your-gullet restaurants while wearing stretch pants that don't have any choice and caps they haven't removed in decades, either staring at strangers while loudly chewing, and/or lurching heedlessly between tables with plates heaped with yet more food while ignoring the screams from their running, flailing offspring who are dropping food everywhere.

We can sit in the far corner, honey, as the hardcore buffeteers and their rugrats seem to be concentrated near the kitchen.

by Georg Znaeym May 11, 2006

Dr. Buffer

From "Alone" on the show "House MD", a janitor who pretends to be a doctor. He owns all, even YOU!

House: and this is my assistant, Dr. Buffer.

by MightyFreaksPwn October 1, 2008

buffering

That stupid annoying fucking shit that delays viewing of pleasurable video entertainment via the internet. RealPlayer grossly exploits this atrocity of humanity.

"Buffering . . . "

by mikeschneider May 23, 2006

Buffegas

The name given to Las Vegas for those who go strictly to enjoy the buffets.

Lisa: "Another plate of spare ribs?!"
Gail: "Look. What happens in buffegas STAYS in buffegas"

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

buffed up

Flexing, with expensive shades.

I just Went to the Cartier store and got buffed up right quick.

by Lionelsgood July 19, 2016

Buffer Zone

The empty urinal(s) between two guys using other urinals in a men's bathroom.

The bathroom was so crowded that I decided to use the stall instead of a urinal without a buffer zone.

by Liberty Jenkins September 5, 2005

Buffetish

The condition of becoming sexually aroused while eating at a Golden Corral, Buddy Freddy's, or Ryan's.

Billy Bob and Ethel are such buffetish fools, they have been thrown out of Sizzler's three times.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough April 25, 2011