by jammyquindle May 13, 2016
Get the bollocks to your nan mug.A very dangerous and disturbed man with wild hair, often found standing in same place for hours or walking around pembroke or ireland with bottles of stella. He will pop the bollocks of any man that catches his eye, especially soilders based in germany, main weapons include cleavers and hammers.
by BigBadOtto January 8, 2012
Get the Bollock Popper mug.by camelot ._. September 9, 2022
Get the billy bollock ball mug.Verb
1) Means to rub ones scrotum against an object.
2) To make a mistake.
3) To degrade an object/person.
1) Means to rub ones scrotum against an object.
2) To make a mistake.
3) To degrade an object/person.
1) "I can't believe you bollocked Mr Abbott's dog!"
2) "I'm going to bollock this test."
3) "She was completely bollocked last night"
2) "I'm going to bollock this test."
3) "She was completely bollocked last night"
by John The Fishmage January 1, 2014
Get the to bollock mug.A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019
Get the Bollocks in a Knot mug.Dude, he set a new record for the bollock bank last night. He totally got $10 worth of coins in there.
by Oak79 June 17, 2011
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