beaver

A chicks hairy pussy.

Remember...Save a tree, Eat a beaver!!!

by cartman5000 July 31, 2004

beavecoon

What GW BOOSH wished he was.

A strange mutation found in all northern forests in Bermuda. It is a cross between a Beaver and a Raccoon. It has the head of a beaver and the body or a raccoon. It is extremely dangerous and has the ability to do absolutely nothing dangerous.

Person 1: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWGGG!!!!!
Person 2: "WHAT WHAT???!!!"
Person 1: Ahhh, wait nevermind it's just a beavecoon.

by canihaveyanumba July 15, 2010

skeet beaver

Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.

Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.

John: Dude, did you get your refund?

Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.

John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.

by Quackenblatz June 12, 2008

Beaver Dam

preventing a female from hooking up with another person.

Man, this girls is diggin me but her friend keeps beaver damming me.

by Nippyfresh April 15, 2010

beavertail

A deep-fried delicacy in the shape of the tail on a beaver; flat.

The complete recipe with photos can be found at http://www.sticksite.com/beavertail/

The Dutch have a traditional recipe called "Oliebollen" ("oil balls") which is very similar but is made by dropping gobs of very thin batter into a deep-fryer.

You can vary the recipe for your beavertail in many ways. I find them VERY nice for lunch.

by StickMaker February 6, 2009

split beaver

much the same as a bearded clam: except perhaps more eager, and more neatly trimmed, i.e. furry rather than shaggy in its coat. A plain beaver but helplessly spreadeagled. An object of fear, revulsion or contempt for some, an object of desire, conquest or reverence for many: yes it's yet another name for her cunt!

She was 16 when she first discovered she was carrying a wild animal around with her. Before she knew where she was, a wily trapper had trussed up and made short work of her furry little companion. Nowadays she keeps her split beaver as contented, well-exercised and well-fed as she possibly can.

by kofi May 14, 2003

One eyed beaver finder

The thing that dangles down to a mans knee if he is blessed by god and hung like a moose.

As the one eyed beaver finder got a wiff of its prey, its covertly dove in for the kill.

by date finder July 13, 2016