lay a bait

The act of taking a shit outdoors, especially in the Australian outback. Bait is a reference to poisoned meat left out to control feral dogs and foxes.

Hey mate can you light the camp fire while I go and lay a bait?

by naughty_warwick November 3, 2013

bait and flake

(noun)- a person who consistently makes plans with people just to flake right before.

(verb)- the act of baiting someone with cool plans, then is no where to be found when shit goes down.

"Dude! Brittany and I were supposed to go out to Oakland tonight, but she freaking bait and flaked me man!"

"Derek said he got us Limp Biskit tickets for tomorrow night but since he hasn't texted me back. What should I do? "
"Nothing. You just got bait and flaked bz."

by DebbieDowner March 17, 2016

Nini bait

Making fun of Democrats, to make someone think think you are a grandmother.

Tommy: wow I cannot stand people wearing pink hats
Mark: are you trying to nini bait me?

by Burleydad November 22, 2018

Hoe baiting

When a guy in a relationship leads a single girl on to feel better about himself or to have a safety net if his relationship goes south. The female version of this is Joe baiting.

Friend: Don’t let yourself trapped in Hoe baiting. He will never leave her!

by Word Smyth December 3, 2018

Joe baiting

When a girl in a relationship leads a single guy on to feel better about herself or to have a safety net if her relationship goes south. The male version of this is Hoe baiting.

Friend: Don’t let her trick you into Joe baiting you! She’s using you!

by Word Smyth December 3, 2018

Live Bait

When a bar, club, party or event is prime and full of horny men and women.

There’s always live bait at this club downtown so let’s go there tonight.

This bar is like a swingers club. The women there are live bait.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

bait and brag

A play on the bait and switch. When an old friend or acquaintance reconnects with you for the soul purpose of bragging because they've run out of friends to talk to. I.e. anyone who respects them enough to listen anymore.

“Hey! Long time no talk, I was just thinking about you and wondered what was new with you?”

“Oh hey! Well that’s nice, thanks for thinking of me. Funny that you asked, I actually just had a sex change and adopted a baby boy”

“Cool. So I just got a huge raise and a bonus and went to central America! Was thinking of switching jobs and moving away cause I’m quite bored here. What do you think?”

^Classic bait and brag^

by imtalkingaboutyou April 27, 2017