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blue shelled 

1. v. when you are playing mario kart and some dick decides to send you a blue shell, which flies towards you and smashes you in a huge explosion. It is extremely frustrating.

2. v. to get fucked over, screwed over, stabbed in the back, owned, ect. However, do not use this meaning unless your friends play mario kart because people will not know what you are talking about and will probably think you're a nerd.
1. I was playing Mario Kart and i got blue shelled, next thing i knew my Wii was in pieces and my wall was dented.

2. that bitch blue shells people for her own enjoyment, backstabs and screws people over
blue shelled by larkonmygokart January 6, 2010
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blue collar 

backbone of American society, the hard-working folk who keep the country running.
blue collar: "we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances, we guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us."
blue collar by big3l April 28, 2007

Blue faces 

Hundred dollar bill
I got paid today, all blue faces!!
Blue faces by Tacobelldancer January 2, 2018

blue dart 

when one lights his or her own fart with a match or lighter. severe burns may occur such as when edpaffs anus was scorched on 11.30.02 at hammerstein ballroom
blue dart by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Blue Screen Scream

the sound made before getting the feared blue screen of death. when music is playing, it suddenly starts skipping rapidly then the screen goes out.
theres no sympathy for the dea-dadadadadadadadadada
*BLUE SCREEN SCREAM*
windows has detected a problem and has been shut down to avoid damage to your computer
:'(

Blue Labes 

My partner has been such a tease and holding out... I got Blue Labes and need some sexual relief now!
Blue Labes by Guiggs June 25, 2016

blue hair mafia 

Sharped dressed ladies over 50 that dye their hair. (unmistakable blue white color)
I was going to buy some new pants at the sale,but the sales table was surrounded by the blue hair mafia!
blue hair mafia by vernon dutton January 20, 2004