the bible

A story about the most important daddy dilf to ever exist.

Typically read by older women or young closeted men in gay groups (YMCA)

jamal: i know people say it's bad and all but i'd enjoy to be tied to a cross

jesus: what?

jamal: you'd understand if you read the bible

by Stormyyyyyyyyyy June 6, 2021

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Bible

A book, containing only sheets of LSD

And the lord said let the Bible hold the answers

by Uncle Randy's Dope Stash February 28, 2018

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The Bible comes in handy when you have run out of
a.) Toilet paper
b.) Kindling
c.) Spitball ammunition
d.) Coffee filters
e.) Paper towels
f.) Diapers
g.) Maxi pads
h.) A surface from which to snort your cocaine

...Among other things.

by Rev_elation April 30, 2008

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Biley

A girl who is in love with Miley Cyrus and finds her completely attractive in a lesbian like way. She is however not a lesbian, only for Miley which could make her Bi, but once again, only for Miley. This makes her Biley. Being Biley means you could just stare at her an become hypnotized as well as being turned on when you listen to her music or even so much as her laugh.

I am so Biley it's not even normal.

by smariek August 28, 2010

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billeigh

a fun, spirited girl who is very curious about the world, and would love to travel someday, she is adventurous and independent, she is a very beautiful girl and can handle anything that comes her way. she will not let anyone bring her down, and when it comes to her own dreams she does not let people get in her way of achieving them. she is a gem, and unique.

guy1: that girl is so spirited!

guy2: yeah thats my billeigh!

by gummybean July 11, 2011

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