fuck bend

The contorsion of the body for certain sexual positions

I threw my back out and now I can't fuck bend.

by Rayven00 March 30, 2021

whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

Bend over

The act of bending over

It was one fine day in November 2019,chilling at wilko car park. UNTIL Jamie weake bends over William on the wall and gropes him. This left William scarred for life and fearful. Now we say "bend over" to hint to him his flaws.

by HarveyXDLOL November 4, 2020

Bending your mind

exercising your mind. mind blown.

Bending your mind: Trevor has been bending his mind instead of doing his homework.

by asianrocks September 26, 2014

no bend

Something which does not have a bend.

"No bend - like a drag racing track"

by Cunt von Cunt November 6, 2003

Pole Bending

The way strippers get rich

Friend: “How did you afford to buy all of that?”

Stripper: “I’ve been pole bending on the weekends.”

by Lil-sizzle May 20, 2019

bending saturn

A piercing of a butthole ring chained to a urethra piercing to a nose piercing to an ear piercing.

I accidentally stepped on my bending saturn

by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018