Austintatious

Acting weird in a possible psychotic way. For example, mistaken your phone for a banana.

He was acting austintatiously last night.

Wow he's so austintatious, yeah baby!

by Lenny White June 24, 2018

Austin

The sweetest guy ever. He has dark brown wavy hair and brown eyes. He is really really cute, ripped, and nice. He has lots of friends, is really funny, and plays guitar. Austin is someone you want to date because of how caring he is. Also has an amazing smile and laugh and really pretty eyes.

Sam: I got a new boyfriend. He's sooo sweet and cute and nice. he's got the most amazing smile. :)
Anna: is he an austin?

by samm the m is silent(; October 18, 2011

Austin

An Austin is an extremely cute man with a pretty large penis. Austins are usually taller than their girlfriends or lovers. Austins are GREATT in bed. And sometimes love to cuddle. They are very athletic and extremely loyal and faithful to their girlfriends. they are willing to take chances and put in an effort into their relationships!

Austin is GREAT in bed!

by IamME97 July 31, 2012

Austin Cole

Strong.
A lover and a fighter.
He's always there for me. He is my world.
He gives me butterflies when I see him.

He is the one.

Austin Cole is the one. I'll be with him forever.

by texanlover September 24, 2011

austin jones

A fuqboi who likes to act confused 24/7 gas no life and sucks positivity out of people to make himself feel better.

He also has a tiny wanker.

Austin jones, has no life.

by Ihav3nolif3101 April 14, 2017

dirty Austinite

wannabe hippies that have not grow up to be normally functioning adults in Austin society; they are characterized by their radical political and social belief systems including saving endangered species such as whales by campaigning on the Drag and Congress Avenue and being animal rights activists by being vegan; they have filthy dreadlocks, smell worse than the urine of a dehydrated alcoholic, don't shave (i.e. women don't shave their legs or underarms), have most of their exposed body covered in tattoos, extremely large piercings and normally live in clans (aka coops)

I was upset that the dirty Austinite did not wash his hands when he prepared my meal at Thundercloud Subs in order to save the environment by not using water.

by havealovelyday September 24, 2009

Austin

Total dweeb. Will rush pike and gain a little more than the freshman 15. Hasn't figured out how to properly groom his facial hair, and smells a bit like fish. Beady eyes that will for sure creep you out. Rocks the double chin. Has a crush on his mom but will never admit it, like ever. Needs to trim his nails all the time. Always is saying, "if you smelt it you dealt it", even though he TOTALLY dealt it. Overall a real jackass, 0/10, would avoid.

Austin is the reason I say "don't rush pike".

by ilovepike December 26, 2017