Khillary Attack

The feeling in the back of one's mind that gives them the sudden and violent urge to delete ALL of their emails. This urge is almost impossible to resist.

"Dude, what are you doing?" "Deleting all of my emails, I have a massive Khillary Attack right now"

by your boiyo December 4, 2016

Attacked By Life

You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.

Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life

by alexhasabadpseudonym July 2, 2011

Khak Attack

When you are overstaffed at a workplace that requires a uniform involving khaki pants, thus overwhelmed by the light-tan color.

I approached the front desk and was immediately engulfed by a full-fledged khak attack.

by Miss Nicks June 17, 2018

caps attack

when you go to hit the shift key but accidentaly pressing the caps lock button instead, making all typed letters capitalized giving the essence that what you typed or texted would be considered "yelling"

Dude #1: "WHATZ UP BRO!!!???

Dude #2: "Why are you yelling?

Dude #1: "Oh lol sorry, i was caps attacked"

by mr.dude-guy June 20, 2010

Unwrap Attack

An act of extreme excitement the moment after unwrapping a gift.

What's your favorite childhood memory?

The unwrap attack I had after unwrapping a box of legos on 8th birthday

by bxrad78 November 26, 2010

Toaster Attack

When a sentient toaster/robot toaster's voice goes muffled and it desperately wants toast, if it does not get toast it will threaten to commit genocide until it does

Sentient Toaster(in a muffled voice): I want toast
Other person: Are you having a Toaster Attack?

by Toaster11Two June 27, 2023

Facebook Attack

When someone leaves their facebook logged on and unattended and another person uses this acocount to post a wall message.
Rules:
Wall posts cannot be racial, offensive, or derogatory.
Limit of three wall posts per attack.
If the person who owns the facebook account is in the room, then you get an extra three wall posts if you manage to finish writing the first three wall posts before he notices.

Lee leaves his facebook logged on and Cheech gets on and posts a wall message on one of Lee's friends. The message written makes Lee feel embarassed. Lee got facebook attacked!

by Cuca May 22, 2007