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Mongolian Asshat

(Adjective) From assclown, referring to an individual or individuals exhibiting conduct demonstrating that the better part of their genetic material at conception trickled down their maternal ancestor's bare buttocks.
And lo, they did see the apocalypse approaching...and riding at the front of the four horsemen was George Bush. What a mongolian asshat that man is.
by Bob Weaver May 12, 2004
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asshat

The formation of shit that completely fills your ass crack as you dump in your pants while sitting. The compressed turd creates a hat for your ass.
A person who would best be described by comparing to the above.
Timmy extruded a massive asshat in his diaper.
Joe is such an asshat.
That was a real asshat move.
by howman December 19, 2008
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Asshat Trick

A term pertaining to hockey. Specifically, when a goalie incompetently allows three or more consecutive goals to be scored in a single game.
Marc-Andre Fleury allowed three poorly executed shots to pass into the net during the most recent game against the Flyers, earning an asshat trick.
by EC Oracle January 7, 2010
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ashite

The pinnacle of being both an ass-hole, idiot and shit-head; one that is not necessarily a sociopath or psychopath; one that is a functional member of society but cannot help being a nasty excuse for a human being, by their nature.
Jim noted to his co-worker that their boss was an ashite for asking them to work late on Friday while said boss left early owing to a prior commitment.
by Just another dude 3535 December 21, 2013
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stupid as shit

Description of something that is worthless and a waste of spacel; Dumb as a retard.
by NiggaCharley August 29, 2003
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asshike

My proctologist doesn't use just one finger, he takes an asshike.
by Starnestommy August 3, 2007
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asshat

a moron who tries to write profanity in public and can't spell.
at a theme park,"fuck fagits" and written underneath is learn to spell asshat
by johnredd July 15, 2008
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