Jessica Alba

She started acting at the tender age of 12 and her acting career progressed into starring roles such as "Honey". She is also a model and has braced the covers of many reconized magazines. Known for her sweet smile killer body and seductive innocent charm with a dash of the gurl next door personality she is the dream type of girlfriend thousands of guys could only hope and wish for.

GUY1: God that Jessica Alba is hot.
GUY2: Jessica who?
GUY3: Jessica Alba you homo.
GUY4: Youre a gaylord if you dont know who she is.

by Lexxy5 February 10, 2008

albanize

The propagation of dysfunctional filth from the capital of New York State.

see also: partisan politics, gridlock, Reaganomics, funktified

Our village board used to be useful, organized, efficient and transparent, but now they've become albanized.

by rogerwolcottforgovernor October 23, 2010

Albanian steering wheel

When three men dutch rudder each other simultaneously.

Yo, I accidentally walked in the house and saw my roommates in the middle of an Albanian steering wheel!

by Thurgard August 23, 2017

Jessica Alba

The most desirable woman ever.

Wow tpfusion, could you stop talking about Jessica Marie Alba?

by tpfusion July 19, 2008

albany

a skinny kid who wears glasses and is usally a nerd, though sometimes is no, and thinks he can get chick that are hot, but really cant, and although very intelligent, is somewhat lazy and fails alot of classes

albany failed math again

by Vinnie Da Homeskillet January 14, 2005

jessica alba

definatly if not the hottest girl in the world, top 5 hottest. shes kindof a crappy actress but who gives a shit? any guy would pray of getting with her.

when i have sex with my wife/girlfriend, i usually think of jessica alba

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzaslfkj May 6, 2008

Albanian Handshake

To grab on to a persons nipple and to shake it like it was a hand

I gave drews girlfriend an albanian handshake all last night non-stop!!!

by WheatonWhitie69 September 8, 2010