Definitions by tpfusion

Jessica Alba 

The most desirable woman ever.

Wow tpfusion, could you stop talking about Jessica Marie Alba?

Jessica Alba by tpfusion July 19, 2008

popcorn straw 

When you go to the movies, and buy the super expensive popcorn. Then decide to indulge in the free melted butter, and you idulge so much you need a straw to enjoy it.

Man when do you ever get a chance to drink all the free melted butter you can handle? Chug that shit David.

popcorn straw by tpfusion July 6, 2005

movie hopping 

To be a bad person at the theater and watch movies you didn't pay for by sneaking in.

Usually you'd pay for the first movie and hop whatever else.

I remember saying this back in 1998. I started this because I was tired of explaining to people my movie hopping strategy.

My dad and I hopped 8 complete movies in one day, which I think is the world record.

movie hopping by tpfusion July 5, 2005

life 

A board game that sadly is more fun than the real thing.

OH man you totally hacks, instead of me being a billionaire you made me a poor philosopher.

Aww, you spilled semen on my totally cool Life Spongebob Special Edition.

life by tpfusion June 13, 2005

adult swim 

Heaven. Especially during night time.

If everybody was a tv show, then when I die I want to go to Adult Swim.

adult swim by tpfusion June 13, 2005

ear candy 

When the sound is the focus when playing music. This doesn't necessarily mean the music is good and the lyrics could be absolute crap, it just sounds good.

Hook me up with some of that G-Unit records and some Vengaboys.

ear candy by tpfusion June 11, 2005