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afterpiss

the piss used to clear the penal shaft of cum or shit after sex or jerking off. a woman may use the same method after a deposit in her forward hole.
during the afterpiss I hit the toilet tank with a cum/piss mixture due to a semi and the fact it took a moment to figure the combination pressure-to-backsteps ratio needed to ark the fluid into the bowl.
by the mac al March 4, 2006
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Afterthought

An afterthought is something thought of at the last minute. Afterthoughts are common among video games and movies.
Example:

"Did you hear about Halo: Reach?"

"Yeah, it seems like an afterthought"
by Frickin' I don't care June 13, 2009
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After Blowjob Kiss

The kiss you give your girlfriend after she sucks your dick because if you don't kiss the lips that pleasured your penis, then you're a hypocrite. (Kissing is vital to some girls and women during and after sex)
*le gf comes up from giving you head*

(You may not want to kiss her but you do it because she swallowed your load)

*gives gf an after blowjob kiss*

(Makes gf happy)
by SatansHelper69 November 27, 2013
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The day after tomorrow

1) Not today, or tomorrow, but the next day.
2) A hollywood screenplay focusing on the dawn of a new ice age and the end of civilization as we know it.
3)Weed.
1)The day after tomorrow is two freaking days away.
2) Woe, that movie could be good, except it's way unrealistic about a lot of things
3)Hey man, lets go smoke the day after tomorrow...it's crazy shit.
by w00t July 21, 2004
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after sex selfie

a selfie taken after sex, sometimes abbreviated to ASS
Hey bro did you see my ASS (after sex selfie) last night?
by losershitface April 11, 2014
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after bar

A house party that starts immediately after bar close.
The bartender just called last call... does anyone know of an after bar?
What happened last night? I remember going to the after bar, and then I pretty much blacked out.
by JFF July 5, 2006
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Dog Dangling Afternoon

A very lazy afternoon with nothing much to do.
Oh what a dog dangling afternoon! I might as well take a nap!
by Andy85 September 3, 2009
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