999

The number geeks use to stand for infinity. Basically, it comes from many video games which don't exceed three digits in certain critical categories like hit points, energy, damage, …etc. So if you are at 999, you have reached the absolute pinnacle of achievement, and your powers are nigh godlike. Therefore, we can use 999 to substitute for and denote all other superlatives.

After working through the night last night, my boss gave me a 999 raise. Big roll for mad l00ts!

by wolfemann7 March 24, 2009

996

The name of the current generation of the Porsche 911.

My 996 GT2 smoked the shit out of a Z06 today.

by Adrian Krynski November 10, 2003

9_9

a 'smiley' that shows tiredness, extreme boredom, etc. The "eyes," (9) have bags underneath them to represent this.

Kim: I'm so over college..
John: 9_9 me too.

by Smadan W. December 9, 2012

99p shop

When you're too pikey even for Lidl.

See also: Farmfoods.

Yeah I got this brilliant turd-in-a-bun for only 99p!

by David Watts November 29, 2003

9.9

its a txting emoticon represeting an eye roll... can be either 9.9 or 6.6 or for a complete eye roll 6.6 9.9 or 9.9 6.6

Metallica freak #1: i went to go meet METALLICA yesterday
Metallica Freak #2: watever dood 9.9

by MR METALLICA MAN July 9, 2011

Mr Whippy 99er

A sexual act where a man ejaculates into a woman in a circular fashion to resemble a Mr Whippy. Then finishes it with a shit (i.e. the flake).

as in "oooo derek.... im so horny like. put your icecream man costume on and give me a Mr Whippy 99er" ,,, "but sandra, youre on your blob love" ... "ooo you fucking prude.. all right give me a 99er with strawberry sauce"

by epicwin ...or is it October 14, 2009

999goon

A 999goon is someone who is the biggest JuiceWRLD fan.

Yo Noah is the biggest 999goon I know!

by Kingofyadig June 11, 2020