October 31

Halloween, aka national dick sucking day

“i’m going to the movies with emily later”
“bro it’s october 31st”
“halloween?”
“nah it’s national suck dick day, yer gonna get some head”

by dickbythedaily October 29, 2019

May 31

Kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day

Y/n: guess what today is?
Your bf / gf: whatt??
Y/n: it’s may 31 which means you have to kiss me!!🙇🏻 ♀️

by jackiessfeet May 28, 2022

October 31

It’s national act gay day this is your one chance to act like sister James Charles and not get looked at weird!

Boi1- Yo is October 31 boi2- sister your not kidding sister snatch!

by Toga cosplayer October 30, 2019

OCTOBER 31

iTS OCTOBER 31 WHICH IS HALLOWEEEN DUMBASS WHY YOU SEARING THIS UP JK BUT TIME TO EAT ALL YOUR SIBLINGS CANDY JK UNLESS......

PERSON: HEY WHATS TODAYS DATE, I DONT HAVE MY PHONE ON ME
YOU: OCTOBER 31 HALLOWEEN DUH OK SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO

PERSON:IMA JUST STAY HOME WBU

YOU:BITCH TF IMA PARTY IMA SCARE SOME KIDS IMA DRESS AS A STRIPPER THE PURGE IMA DO WHATEVER I WANT ALSO THE BEST PART STEAL MY LITTLE COUSINS AND SIBLINGS CANDY

by Deslynnnnnn October 30, 2020

January 31

January 31 is national ask your crush out day!

So maybe today would be a great day to ask out your crush!

Its January 31!
Yeah?
Will you go out with me?
Yeah!

by Amira Ocean January 30, 2021

Numbers 31

Wait... The Jewish guy who is better than anyone at CNN... He's going to cite the passage in the bible where God... Tells his followers... To kill all of the men.... And all of the women who have known a man... And to capture all of little girls as spoils...

Hym 😨 "Did he just cite numbers 31!? I mean... You see the irony there, right? Am I the only one who sees it? I am? Oh... Well, no, see... I mean, you SEE the irony there? Number 31? THAT is the passage from the bible you want to quote there? Your entire position was 'Hamas are animals! The Jews would NEVER do the thing that Hamas is doing... Which is murder and kidnap children.... Like in Numbers 31... Where God tells them to do that... And then they do exactly that...' I mean, do you see the irony there? That you chose THAT PASSAGE to quote? You could have chose LITERALLY any other part of the bible! But you chose the 'Murder and kidnapping' part to quote... THERE, like, TODAY... Just now... Wh... Why?"

by Hym Iam October 9, 2023

october 31

not only is this day for halloween, but the day to hookup with a D’Angelo. (has been revoked to a day of wielder's choice)

yo it’s october 31, you know what that means for D’Angelo.

by only.true.answers November 9, 2019