September 13th

Make out with someone who’s name starts with an M Day

it’s September 13th i guess i gotta make out with mikey

by JOE4325 September 12, 2022

October 13th

People born this day are emo kids and are very depressed in life.

You: Hey its October 13th!
Person: It's my birthday!
You: you are a sad sack of lard

by SirSpooks May 11, 2022

May 13th

The day the birds invaded the US and overthrew the government in 2073, to celebrate, we scream at the top of our lungs until you cannot go any longer.

Friend 1: it’s May 13th today!
Friend 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Chains9 May 12, 2022

may 13th

may 13th is suck fanny day.

boy: what’s the day today
girl: it’s may 13th,national suck fanny day.
boy: oh okay

girl: what u waiting for come here and suck my fanny.

by queeeeerrrr69 May 13, 2022

November 13th

Its National Send a Dick pic to your friend day

Friend: hey bro its November 13th
You: So what
Friend: its national send a dick pic day
You: okay bet *sends*

by R37B12 November 13, 2022

July 13th

ADHD awareness

Adhd awareness

Girl1 what day is it

Girl2 it’s July 13th adhd awareness

by Yourmomssister December 31, 2021

Friday 13th january

Confess everything to your friends day

“You suck”

“That’s not kind”

“It’s Friday 13th January I’m being honest”

by Hannah56random January 13, 2022