The New Zealand Gorilla is a relatively unknown sex practice first established by sheepshearers in the country of New Zealand. It origanted from an event where one sheepshearer had sexual intercourse with a woman who was blessed with very distinctive pubic hair. He decided to shave the pubes like he was used to do it with the sheep's wool day by day. He eventually ejecualted on the woman's breasts and decided to throw the shaven hair on the sticky breast, which made it look similar to that of a Gorilla. The sex practice is especially popular in New Zealand but has found it's way to the european continent due to the globalisation.
Becky: "Hey Lisa, whats wrong with your breasts? They are hairy as fuck, are you taking testosterone or are any of your ancestors primates?"
Lisa: "Oh no, what a mess. Of course I'm not taking Steroids, I slept with Raphael the other night and he pulled off the New Zealand Gorilla on me. What an asshole!"
Lisa: "Oh no, what a mess. Of course I'm not taking Steroids, I slept with Raphael the other night and he pulled off the New Zealand Gorilla on me. What an asshole!"
by Roland_Enterich May 15, 2013
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American: "Are you British?"
New Zealander: "Nah mate, I'm from New Zealand."
American: *blank stare*
English bartender: "What's it to be guv?"
New Zealander: "A pint of lager thanks."
English bartender: "I see your cricketers beat us in the Ashes again."
New Zealander: "Nah mate, I'm from New Zealand."
American: *blank stare*
English bartender: "What's it to be guv?"
New Zealander: "A pint of lager thanks."
English bartender: "I see your cricketers beat us in the Ashes again."
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Tourist: "I spend two weeks in New Zealand."
Friend: "Oh yeah? What'd you do there? Any crazy stories?"
Tourist: "Well the most exciting thing that happened was this one cow looked at me as I got close. The others didn't you see..."
Friend: "Dude...That is the lamest story ever"
Friend: "Oh yeah? What'd you do there? Any crazy stories?"
Tourist: "Well the most exciting thing that happened was this one cow looked at me as I got close. The others didn't you see..."
Friend: "Dude...That is the lamest story ever"
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Me: Yo, I totally New Zealand Carwash-ed that girl last night!
You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?
Me: No, no it was not.
You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?
Me: No, no it was not.
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