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ZoomBombing

A method of trolling in which the ZoomBomber uses Zoom’s video conferencing App screensharing feature to interrupt an online meeting with the most shocking and disturbing videos they can find, and often mix together in a potpourri violent, pornographic, wtf fetish mixture of multiple revolting images that can leave a lasting impression on the meeting goers.
If the images of the ZoomBombing were not bad enough , the images of projectile vomit on the screens of those at the video conference were even worse and much grosser.
by mlhiss March 22, 2020
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zoomar

Zoomar is a sport that has lasted through the centuries and survived countless global disasters. The ancient Zoomarian texts define zoomar (Latin for "natural") as man's connection to the world around him.

Zoomar involves the practicing of various movements, the majority of which are based on animals. Its practitioners, zoomari, engage in zoomar with the goal of becoming one with the spirits of their fellow creatures.

It has, however, had its fair share of imitators, including mockery sports such as parkour (which was actually developed thousands of years after the rise of zoomar).
-Malcolm: Why is Nabil running in front of that car and moving like a cougar? Is that like parkour?

-Abdulla: Dude, that's called zoomar! Its way more advanced. What Nabil is doing is called the cougar movement. Only the most skilled zoomari in the world can learn such a technique!

-Malcolm: That's awesome! I'll go tell Cascone about this so that we can both become zoomari! Parkour is so lame compared to this! Anybody who practices parkour is a cracka jack!
by The Zoomarizer February 15, 2008
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zootbamland

beyond the point of zooted; intoxicated beyond all previous imagination
motha fucker we just crash landed in zootbamland!
by smolphry September 16, 2007
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zombae

A female zombie who was beautiful in life and remains so after reanimating. Her body will, of course, never decay. Her eyes may be clear, clouded over or have no color at all. Ideally, she should retain intelligence, self-awareness and emotion to some degree, and be capable of sexual desire and intercourse.
Who says zombies need to be ugly, dumb, and decaying? Look at Rottytops. She's totally a zombae!
by Etichetta Nera February 18, 2020
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zombait

A)Any extremely stupid person who, if a zombie invasion occurs, will be screwed and eaten alive
OR
B)A friend that you sacrifice......... to run like hell
A)Jim: man what is soo good about zombies? i can take a thousand of them bare handed
bob:yea go for it zombait

B) *bob throws jim into a large oncoming mass of zombies*
by someguywholikespie October 17, 2006
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Zoomali Incel

A lonely, unemployed, malnourished male from the country Somalia. They have an overinflated ego, are very racist against other Africans, very misogynistic and are characterized by their incredibly hideous looks:
Huge forehead
Recessed jaws
Hook nose
Bad teeth
Skinny with no muscle tone, particularly in the legs.

Women from Somalia find them repulsive and they cope by terrorizing everyone on the internet, particularly Somali girls on social media minding their business.

You will find them on Twitter and TikTok posting about an imaginary fictional kingdom called “Macrobia” and claiming to be Arab or White rather than Black African.
*Somali girl posts a TikTok video minding her business*

Zoomali Incel: fucking dhilo I will rape and kill you. Cheap and easy.

*500 000 Zoomali Incels follow to spam the same thing*
by chewcyees September 24, 2023
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Zoomar

A sport that has ruled for over thousands of years and has three ultra-extreme levels.
Malcolm have you tried Zoomar?! It fuckin' beats that Parkour crap!
by Zoomar Groupie April 24, 2008
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