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Zoombating 

The act of masturbating on a Zoom call.
Jeffrey Toobin got busted for Zoombating.
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zombating 

when somebody is masturbating in a public toilet groaning loudly like a zombie to increase pleasure.
I was trying to take a shit in the cubicle but couldn't concentrate coz some dude was in the cubicle next to me zombating, he was really getting in to it.
zombating by badman2232 September 18, 2009

zoomting 

noun A meeting (business, government, etc) via the Zoom platform for online videoconferencing. Could also be ubiquitous for any video conference meeting in addition to Zoom, like Coke is for soda in the southeast United States. Becoming ubiquitous during the Covid-19 pandemic of 2020.

verb The acting of holding/participating in a zoomting.
1. nounHow many zoomtings did you have yesterday? Five, I'm busier now than when I was at work! Yeah, me too, I had six, and my girlfriend swore really loud in the background when I wasn't muted.

2. verb What you do all day? I was zoomting with my business partner.
zoomting by Joule29 May 10, 2020

Zoomgating 

When you and your classmates are having a college course over a zoom meeting in the college parking lot, typically drinking alcohol.
John, do ya wanna join the rest of us at class tonight while we are Zoomgating?
Zoomgating by R. Keith October 7, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026