Zonk'd

When Wayne Brady convinces a usually mildly attractive audience member/contestant to take a poor deal or exchange of prizes on the mildly-unpopular TV game-show "Let's Make A Deal".

Wayne Brady: "Okay you can either have the car which is filled with solid gold bars and $1,000,000 cash OR whatever is in this "mystery" shoe box."
Moderately Attractive woman dressed in crazy outfit: "Hmmm... I know the car looks great... but I think I am going to go with the mystery box!"
Wayne Brady: "Ooooh tough break, YOU GOT ZONK'D! the box had a large sum of cracked/chipped marbles!"

by Team Brady October 27, 2011

Zonk a Bobo

Smoking a fat joint or blunt, usually in one sitting.

John: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?
Jake: Not much, just about to zonk a bobo.

by Durb0 July 21, 2023

zonk boy

A group of friends (all male) who compete to see who is the most gay, usually by grabbing each others asses, putting arms around each other, and occasionally but not frequently giving each other raspberries and or making out softly while whacking each others flacid wangs off. One can become a zonk boy by learning the dreaded quad HJ technique. At the end of every week, zonk boy ranking come out, and the game starts over.

Hey, larry look over there! Those zonk boys are sure gay! think i could become one?

by Young Eugeezy July 16, 2008

zonk out

v. A subtle way of asking someone to fuck.

Hey Brandon, do you wanna zonk out?

Wow, I'm tired, Let's zonk out together, in my bed.

by dodobird736 June 11, 2009

zonk out

To receive a score of 0 when playing zonk.

Simeon zonked out on his first turn today.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

Zonk Punch

A powerful and easy move for self defense, made popular with its usage by Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan

Girl: Some creep tried to grope me but i used the zonk punch and broke his skull and neck
Girl 2: Slay

by NiggaWord November 4, 2022

Zonk Off, Squeeb!

It basically means “Fuck off you loser”

1: I kick puppies
2: “Zonk Off, Squeeb!”

by uproxide February 2, 2023