zach

A big headed fagot that sit around all day playing the computer and masterbaiting to necrophilia porn.

that guy is just like Zach

by edawrd February 7, 2009

zach

a really fat fat kid with a small dick and has no friends

yo that kid over there is such a zach

by twatpocket December 19, 2009

zach

a short, obnoxious, sometimes idiotic orthodox.

enjoys making racial comments and obscene jokes.

michael: yeah, because you're jewish!
rhea: that was such a zach joke.

by beanernumbero2 December 9, 2008

zach

likes to like ballsacks to get ball sweat in his mouth

zach

by johnnydogoodiloveu February 5, 2009

zach

The kind of Man whore who acts so sweet and nice and likes to kiss innocent girls, and then ask them if they 'just want to be friends'. The usual 'kiss&ditch'.

Zach is also asian.
He also has a small dick.
He also needs proactive.
He also wishes he could get a classy girl, and once he has one he ditches her, becuase hes to nervous to be around such an amzing girl. So, instead, he dates whores who makeout with him, because he doesn't really know how to carry on a real conversation with a girl who he acually likes. MEGA FAGGOT.

Classy girl: Anthony seems sweet.
Some hoe: I know hes so damn sexy. I hooked up with him last week.
Classy girls friend: Oh shit. Looks like we are dealing with a zach.
Classy girl: i've been down this road. Let's egg him.>:D

by hairywang November 16, 2010

zach

a pervy kid, likes to perform stunts that revolve around touching privates on family members. he also has tendency to fart and giggle like a little girl. he copies his uncle or cousins sayings.

(guza grabbing zach) (keta hunting zach)

by vujic November 25, 2010

zach

A Person who is racist to kurds.
Also search Batty Man

A kurdish girl walks into a music room and someone shouts FUCKING KURDS and makes a girl cry, that person would be a zach!

by Big-Bad-Wolf July 16, 2008