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A very friendly, funny, easy-going, and true friend. He can make jokes that can cheer you up or lighten the mood no matter the situation, but he can also be very sympathetic and get into his feels to feel for you. He writes the best Christmas cards (they're long and you'd wanna keep them forever). He's athletic and tries hard in school. He's also very annoying and a bozo. Thanks for being my friend! :D
Zitong aced to win his tennis match!
zitong by lickingpandas December 27, 2021
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Barry Zito Money 

To preform jobs and tasks extremely poor and still get rewarded with large quantities of money. These tasks are often extremely easy and are often uncompleted, and no matter what you can never lose your job.
I don't have to do anything at my job, it's Barry Zito money.
Barry Zito Money by LivingTribunal November 22, 2010
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A demonic creature, created by YouTuber Bendendermen
Zirty is horrifying
zirty by Getspawn December 31, 2019

Pubic Zirconia 

When pubic hair is cut to resemble a diamond shape. A pun on "cubic zirconia" and it's similarity to a diamond.
Barry: I banged a filthy hooker last night, but it was awesome.
Samuel: Well what were her pubes like? Runway strip, Full "George" Bush, or smooth?
Barry: None of the above. She was rocking the ever popular pubic zirconia!
A person that is;

<big><big>1.Jerk</big>

The kind of guy most girls ACTUALLY want when they say they want a Nice Guy.

Jerks are selfish, manipulative bastards who see women as little more then sexual conquests to brag about to their buddies or mere objects that are there for their personal pleasure. As to ensure the post-sex breakup will be in their favor, Jerks often play the "sensative guy" early on so the girl will make most of the moves on HIM, and after he's done with her and dumps her for some other girl just like her, he can make it look like she's at fault for coming on too strong, and consequently she'll take him back if he chooses to return for seconds.

<big><big>2.player</big></big>

A male who is skilled at manipulating ("playing") others, and especially at seducing women by pretending to care about them, when in reality they are only interested in sex. Possibly derived from the phrases "play him for a fool", or "play him like a violin". The term was popularized by hip-hop culture, but was commonly recognized among urban American blacks by the 1970s.

<big><big>3.queer</big></big>

Originally meant to describe something as unusual or strange. Became a deroggatory word to describe homosexuals. More recently, it has been reclaimed by non-heterosexuals as a word used to describe themselves. Queer can now be used to describe homosexuals, bisexuals, and transgendered people. In scholarly studies the word queer is also used to describe those who practice unconventional sex (e.g. bondage, etc.), therefore even heterosexuals can sometimes be defined as queer.

<big><big>4.Manwhore</big></big>

A Manwhore is a male that has several key attributes. A typically young (18-25)male who dresses in designer clothing, carries multiple cellphones, has become a master of manipulating women, and makes it his personal mission to sleep with as many different women as possible qualifies as a manwhore. He also has virtually no emmotional attachment to any of his victims. The reputaion of manwhore makes gaining new potential victims somewhat difficult, so most manwhores are forced to switch territories and stomping grounds frequently. However, even in familair enviornments, many manwhores can continue to get laid by playing the "im misunderstood, or "Im just pissed and acting out over a bad breakup" card. A true master in both deception and cunni
This person name is Zitoo.

ZircongamingHD 

foxtrot CC, ex clanner and getter of bitches this man is a fucking legend
hey thats zircongaminghd the hotty

cubic zirconia 

A diamond-like synthetic stone. It is a bad idea to buy an engagement ring with one of these without informing your significant other. Such an action is considered acceptable grounds for divorice.
Mirna left him standing at the alter because she learned her "diamond" ring was actually cubic zirconia.
cubic zirconia by Theonegirl August 25, 2007