Joe: did you hear about Yucong? She got whipped man.
Bob: oh man, what happened?
Joe: she threw a plastic clip at her dad who ROARED
Bob: whoa. like a lion?
Joe: yeah man. Hey, guess what's the difference between her dad and a Lion?
Bob: what?
Joe: one's a 300 pound carnivore, probably would bite her head off and eat her alive, and the other...
Bob: yeah?
Joe: is a Lion.
Bob: oh man, what happened?
Joe: she threw a plastic clip at her dad who ROARED
Bob: whoa. like a lion?
Joe: yeah man. Hey, guess what's the difference between her dad and a Lion?
Bob: what?
Joe: one's a 300 pound carnivore, probably would bite her head off and eat her alive, and the other...
Bob: yeah?
Joe: is a Lion.
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The Yukon, a territory in northwest Canada, is wild, mountainous and sparsely populated. Kluane National Park and Reserve includes Mount Logan, Canada’s highest peak, as well as glaciers, trails and the Alsek River. In the far north is Ivvavik National Park, with protected calving grounds for Porcupine caribou. In the south are numerous glacier-fed alpine lakes, including boldly coloured Emerald Lake.
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Get the yulsn mug.A practical code of dress for people attending formal-type events north of the 60th parallel. Comfort and versatility are key components to this code, and there are absolutely no gender-based rules, because in the Yukon "the men are men, and women are too". Sturdy footwear such as Blundstones, Xtratuf boots, hiking boots, or really any type of boot are a staple to any outfit. Clothing should be appropriate to take you from day to evening, which in the Yukon could be anything from hunting grizzly bears to drinking a Sourtoe Cocktail at the bar. The 'formal' part of the code is open to interpretation and could include anything from a fancy tie or scarf to a fitted suit or dress. Outfits should be appropriate for a wide range of weather and temperatures, as these can vary greatly in Yukon. It is acceptable and encouraged to bring a small bag with extra layers, jackets or even a complete change of clothes should the need arise. It also must be accepted that whatever outfit you choose may be subject to bonfire smoke. The more facial hair the better, as beards are warm and can be dressed up or down.
Robyn: I hear the dress code for Dan and Kristina's wedding is "Yukon formal", what are you guys wearing?
Christie: I'm wearing a skirt, Paul is wearing Blundstones with his suit, and we're both bringing a sweater and rain jacket!
Robyn: Great! I think I'll wear my hiking boots, a nice pair of pants and my fancy scarf!
Christie: I'm wearing a skirt, Paul is wearing Blundstones with his suit, and we're both bringing a sweater and rain jacket!
Robyn: Great! I think I'll wear my hiking boots, a nice pair of pants and my fancy scarf!
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I was waiting for the downtown express the other morning when I got Yukon jacked. It was freezing but her hand was really warm. I think she was tripping.
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Never lose yulenne because you will regret losing her because she was the one making you laugh.
Yulenne is the best person to be with.
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