Joe: did you hear about Yucong? She got whipped man.
Bob: oh man, what happened?
Joe: she threw a plastic clip at her dad who ROARED
Bob: whoa. like a lion?
Joe: yeah man. Hey, guess what's the difference between her dad and a Lion?
Bob: what?
Joe: one's a 300 pound carnivore, probably would bite her head off and eat her alive, and the other...
Bob: yeah?
Joe: is a Lion.
Bob: oh man, what happened?
Joe: she threw a plastic clip at her dad who ROARED
Bob: whoa. like a lion?
Joe: yeah man. Hey, guess what's the difference between her dad and a Lion?
Bob: what?
Joe: one's a 300 pound carnivore, probably would bite her head off and eat her alive, and the other...
Bob: yeah?
Joe: is a Lion.
by Rephidim777 February 24, 2010
My lovely boyfriend who’s so cute and sweet and awesome. A Yucong is the best person you could ever meet - he’s so handsome and considerate. I love him sm and hope he will marry me someday
“Yucong, happy Valentine’s Day baby!”
by Barbs26848483939 February 02, 2025