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turd yodeling

The deep, strangled sound one often hears when another person is working on passing a particularly, um, challenging piece of feces from their anus.

Usually quite loud and penetrating- heard through doors and over stalls. May inspire inquires of "do you need an ambulance?" "Holy shit! What did you eat??!"
Austin Powers - "WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR??" is a great example.

In a sentence, "That dude started turd yodeling so loud in the stall I jumped and pissed on the wall!! His ass needs to eat some oatmeal!!"
by Hotdiggity January 6, 2014
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the walmart yodeling kid

The Walmart yodeling kid is a legend of our time. Not only does he yodel but.. he has a shiny belt. He became an over night sensation thanks to someone uploading a video of him singing/yodeling a song in a Walmart.
Example a:
“Did you see that video on twitter of the yodeling walmart kid?”
“Yea bruv, i wish i could yodel like that.”
Example b: I wish I could have a shiny belt like the Walmart yodeling kid.
by Flying flashlight May 21, 2018
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yodeling groceries

throwing up, vomit, tossing cookies, upchucking, ralphing, praying to the porcelain god, lose(one's) lunch puking, chunder, hurl, barfing, blow chunks, eating backwards, spew(chunks), wretch, and 3D burp/belch
Me: Vodka and I used to be best friends...until the incident.
Bartender: (Uninterested Grunt)
Me: Yeah, I thought I could handle 18 gimlets but after 10, I was yodeling groceries.
by azewaldowife March 11, 2008
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wondering hand syndrome

when a persons hands start wondering where they shouldn't
i just wanted to make out but he had wondering hand syndrome
by feltup October 2, 2009
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Just wondering

A comment made after an answer to a previous question. The comment means that person who makes the question had no important reason to ask, but was just curious.
Jack: Have you ever been to Japan? Paul: Yes, why do you ask? Jack: (I was) just wondering
by Irando Alves Martins February 19, 2011
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just wondering

the biggest FUCKING lie of ALL time. If anyone ever says "just wondering" you have the right to black mail and interrogate that son of a bitch until you uncover the truth. ESPECIALLY if it's about someone you might like.
Do you like *****
Umm not really? Why?
Just wondering
FUCKKKCKCKCKCK OFFFFFF
by ASDFGHKL April 11, 2018
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Pondering Monkey

1. noun, A monkey which ponders.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.
1. Look at that pondering monkey, I wonder what he's thinking.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.
by Matty N March 30, 2004
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