Yoda Asian Jedi

A phrase used by non-asians as a way of acknowledging an asian for his/her superior skills in math, tennis, cooking, drinking, or chess.

A corruption/improvement of the archaic phrase "You're the Asian, Jedi." Although currently in disuse, it is still widely used in a galaxy far away somewhere.

Matt: "Oh skillz, I got a B+ on my Algebra 2 test today!"

Sarah: "Good job, now I'll let you try my awesome beef stew I made just for you!"

Yin: "Psssh whatever, my Yakisoba still owns which I made WHILE acing my Calculus test!"

"Damn! Yoda Asian Jedi!!!"

by toppernotch6 May 17, 2010

Yond3r_x

Yond3r_x is a autistic 17 year old that crys over anything he is a worthless piece of shit that should be dead he beats his dick to fortnite skins and says he has a gf and apparently has sex with her every night when it's just him going to give his mum a kiss good night and he calls that sex he thinks he's good at fortnite when he is shit he should be dead and thinks he is gonna be president of usa he gets horny over Fortnite skins and is a Indian scammer every one hates him and his nick name is gayd3r_x

"Yonder what do you beat your dick to"

"Fortnite skins"

Yonder is gay

Yond3r_x is a autistic 17 year old that crys over anything he is a worthless piece of shit that should be dead he beats his dick to fortnite skins and says he has a gf and apparently has sex with her every night when it's just him going to give his mum a kiss good night and he calls that sex he thinks he's good at fortnite when he is shit he should be dead and thinks he is gonna be president of usa he gets horny over Fortnite skins and is a Indian scammer every one hates him and his nick name is gayd3r_x

by kys yonder April 10, 2020

Yoda pagoda

Where Yoda would meditate if he were a Buddhist monk.

Let’s get over to the Yoda pagoda to get into a better state of mind!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

wander over yonder

A likely acid-induced television show following an orange hairy tablespoon with a Southern accent named Wander, his blue horse-like friend, and their enemy, probably Skeletor's cousin, with his army of eyeballs that have SpongeBob voices.

"I watch Wander Over Yonder because I have a crush on Wander."

by maybe i am a fish October 13, 2016

Yonatan

God.

Literally the embodiment of a God.

Oh my, did you hear that there was someone here that is a God?
You mean the new kid our class called Yonatan???

by abwebwebwe November 4, 2021

Yonas

A very attractive, average to tall guy with a mesmerizing smile, gorgeous hair, and a sharp beard. Yonas is very cute, popular, wild, and sweet but can be annoying and dramatic sometimes. He is very straightforward and does not mess around with hypocrisy, but something scary about him is that he is always thinking, and nobody knows what goes on inside his mind. Yonas is most of the time a Cancerian or a Leo, giving him the extra summer flavor.

It is so difficult to find someone who does not talk about Yonas at least once a week.
My best friend is Yonas; he is very trustworthy.

by smallmami June 21, 2020

yoda

A pimp, little green, creature who kicks everyone's ass in Star Wars. He was almost 900 years old when he died.

Yoda walked in with a cane, but all of the sudden he was flyin' off of walls, kickin Count Dooko's evil little hiene.

by jakrel June 2, 2005