Yelp Gangbang

When people who have become friends through the website Yelp plan private outings only to have them stormed by other, uninvited members of the community just because they heard about it by association or word of mouth that 'leaked'.

And therefore turning a small, private gathering of friends who met through Yelp into something that is invaded by other uninvited Yelp members who feel entitled to join due to acquaintance and thinking everything is a Yelp event when in fact, it's not always.

"I want to invite a bunch of people to have drinks out for my birthday, but I don't know what to do if Yelpers Mark and Ronald find out - I don't want them to spread the word and turn this small gathering into a giant Yelp Gangbang. What a headache."

by Party_Piglet October 20, 2008

Elite Yelp User

The lowest human beings on this planet. Entitled, whiney little pricks who sit behind a keyboard, and try their absolute best to hurt honest businesses in an effort to get free meals.

"Hi, I'm an elite yelp user." "DOUCHBAG ON TABLE #4"

by 420Hunny November 8, 2019

Yelp-izzles

People that are down with Yelp.

I went to kick it with the Yelp-izzles after the Yelp event.

by Fatty McFatFat aka Yelp-izzle August 3, 2010

yelp shade

When someone writes a nasty review of a business on Yelp due to bad service

Bobby threw some serious Yelp shade at that restaurant after they messed up his order

by baconisbae May 15, 2018

Yelp

a misspelling of the world “HELP” when typing fast and usually used when finding something funny

“YELP IM CRYING 😭😭😭”

by herborai November 29, 2023

Yelp Top

Someone who is assertive about where you will be eating together on a date based on their prior and extensive research on Yelp.com

“How was your date with Brian last night?”

“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”

by QUILLCAT April 10, 2022

yelping gecko

When having sex with a girl against a wall and you say very casually that you have aids

Jack "hey can i tell you something"

Emma "What?"

Jack "I have aids"

Emma "YELP"* trying to get away but there was wall behind me

Jack "ha yelping gecko"

by mega troller November 12, 2013